This is an update for all of my minions who are familiar with this man and the docu that made him infamous. As much as I don't really like the guy, you gotta respect a human being who can rock a flag tie with the dress shirt tucked neatly inside black jeans with as much confidence as ol' Billy do. Not to mention that hair-lmet.
Someone's gotta take Billy down. Who's gonna do it?
Anyway, as the summer starts to wind down, I reflect on the last few months as I went through more hills and valleys than usual. Here I recall the many life-lessons learned:
Unemployment in the summer is kinda cool... for about a month.
Studying for a Series 7 exam is rough, especially if your study habits have radically declined on an annual basis since 7th grade.
The Summer of Bearproof is in full effect: 5 shows, some radio action, and a sore neck.
Driving shirtless in a car with leather interior is very awkward. Don't do it.
If/when your roommate asks what you're doing tonight, if your reply is "pizza and a two-liter" make sure your reply is focused and properly enunciated (don't imply, accidental or otherwise, that a "cheerleader" is your beverage du jour avec pizza).
Unconfirmed study shows that in public restrooms gentlemen prefer a "one-stall-courtesy" on either side (kinda like league bowlers), unless situations won't allow it. No verdict yet on the ladies room.
Yes, even a hibernating bear pokes its head out of the cave once in a while to check out the scene. Before I retreat back to my hole I figured I'd write something. I know I don't post much. I apologize for that. With the weather improving I think I shall eventually emerge from my lengthy slumber with more to share. For right now though...
Additionally, some curious folk have inquired as to the title of my blog. I agree with them that it is very clever and thought-provoking, but it isn't original. I confess I stole it from one of my favorite songs when I was younger. Here is the flashback for your viewing pleasure.
I'm not going to weigh in on all the drama going on with Late Night Network Programming lately. I will say that the best part of my every night is hopefully only on hiatus. I was a regular viewer of The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien. The fortune of the situation is that this last week has been dynamite entertainment. I am happy that Conan's taken the high road in this whole situation while keeping his humor hat on at the same time. I'm proud to be a Coco fan.
What a week for TV. I was glued every single night. Great stuff Coco. We love ya and want to see you again soon!